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Oddly enough, I don't know why these people think you're making fun of Jesus. No where did I see any kind of disrespect towards Jesus. I mean, maybe the Jew thing was going a little overboard, but otherwise, you didn't under- or even overstate anything. The Sugar Crown of Thorns almost sent me into a coma of hysteria. Good work, and to all of you conservative, close-minded conservatives, nobody's making you watch this. Personally, I thought it was nice clean fun.
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I just have one problem. If you make one wrong shopping decision at the start, you're screwed for the rest of the game.
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Honestly, it was a bit boring. There were very few commands, and the time-stop didn't really add to anything. I would understand making it slower, but stopping it completely just sort of de-rails the pacing. Furthermore, the animation was, and I don't usually say this, but it wasn't flashy enough. It felt like the character was walking through the game, and quite often I was drawn away from him by other objects. If that's how it's supposed to be, then all right, but if you want what the character is doing to be the central point of the game, you need to turn it up a notch with him. Make him dash instead of jog. Make him leap instead of hop. Exaggerate every action at least a little. Draw me into the action rather than focusing on the mechanics. This was a good first step, but the next one is going to take a lot of effort. Are you up for it?
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"Even some for the furries, huh"
Nice work, Ego. You've done it again.
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Grampa needs some voice training, but it's all good.
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This really would have been enhanced by some eeiry ambience throughout. It didn't really startle me at all, not like the first one.
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I love how the girl's purple in the picture, but blue in reality.
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you mean purple and pink? Rather than purple and blue* ?
yeah...i blame the camera flash when that picture was taken :P
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I'm going to tell you this straight. The fact that you got big names to help you doesn't mean anything. The fact of the matter is that you need to refine your skills (which are there, I can tell) and come back with something to blow all of us away, because you've given yourself a deep hole to dig yourself out of, but it's not impossible. Best of luck!
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it was a little too busy. It was very difficult for me to focus.
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As I said, it was a good concept, great job connecting Pitchmen to Watchmen. Unfortunately, it could have been done much better. The faces really looked slapped on, some of the voices were painfully uncommitted, and the infomercial clips didn't fit. All in all, it's just extremely unpolished to a degree that it distracts one from what I assume you wanted to convey.
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